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The Weeknd To Perform at the Super Bowl LV Halftime Show

The Weeknd is set to take the stage at Super Bowl LV.

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Solid choice by the NFL. Other than having a beautiful voice, the only thing I know about him is he was Selena Gomez's rebound from the Biebs.

He's got a lot to live up to after JLO and Shakira made every middle-aged man feel some type of way. Just ask Michael Wilbon.

When a middle-aged man can put JLO and Shakira over Prince, you know he had a half chub throughout the 15-minute show. He even dropped a "lordy" in there...

My only concern is it seems like all of The Weeknd's songs are dark and depressing. I feel like the Super Bowl Halftime Show is usually upbeat and happy. Hence stars like Bruno Mars, Justin Timberlake, and Katy Perry taking the stage in recent years.

At the end of the day, what matters are the guests he brings on stage. Also, don't make America uncomfortable and do this:

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