Parents Destroy Son's Treasure Trove of Porno Mags
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Should've just hidden them in the woods
Terrorist Released From Prison for Being Too Fat
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Being fat is now an advantage for criminals
Bryce Hall and His Cronies Get Into Fight at Empty Restaurant During Lunch
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Young, jacked, wealthy, and a whole lot of testosterone. The ingredients to the perfect mid-day brawl.
CNN Employee Exposed for "Dishonorable Discharge" During Zoom Call
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Turns out people don't want to see an old man's crotch while working, who knew?
Hardworking Parrots out of a Job after Insulting Guests
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You may not be a wanker, but these birds certainly think so...
It's a Good Day to be a Rat
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Bomb-sniffing rat has more purpose than you, and its nothing to be ashamed of.
BREAKING NEWS: HOLLYWOOD HAS A REBOOT IN THE WORKS
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Will Smith and Morgan Cooper team up for yet another lazy reboot idea